Morning Wood 2004
The new Duke of the Amtgard Dukedom of Morningwood Glen, being our very own Lt. Qlu, had requested that we raid their battles today as they were facing an invasion of an opposing Kingdom. Thus, always ready to help other clubs out even if they are not klingon, we attended these battles. This is my report...
Today, many of our glorious Warriors fought with Morning Wood against the harassing Kingdom. With easily a hundred Warriors attending, the two forces had a hard day ahead of them. Those with Morning Wood defended their private place with stiff resistance as the Kingdom thrust repeatedly attempting to penetrate our lines. They tried assassins behind our lines but the insertion was not deep enough. Multiple times our gate was knocked down and they made it hard for us to get it up. However the Warriors with Morning Wood working the tubes threw artillery shells deeply into the enemy masses as their Warriors moaned. Their nurses ended up working Knights as they offered succor to the men of the Kingdom. The Kingdom then tried to ram into our position but we grabbed a hold of them and would not let go. At the climax of battle, we were breathing hard but fulfilled as we had succeeding in holding down the enemy until we were through with them.
We came. We saw. We kicked their
Strength and Honor
Cdr. Salek Sutai
An Approved Brewmaster of the Empire